I just spent $500 on Matrix action figures. More pics to come.

Took this ad out from Maxim. An ad for the new Honda CR-Z in 3D. This
is a cool ad, but it requires 3D anaglyph (blue/red) glasses to view.
Honda CRZ, Honda, Mugen, hybrid, hybrid sports car.

Words just don't do Twilight superstar justice.

Pure awesomeness. There is nothing better than Twilight. The story,
the characters, and the no-frills dialogue = pure cinemagic.

I've been seeing commercials for Seroquel frequently these past few
weeks, though at first I couldn't quite place the familiar drug name.
Then I remembered I was offered samples of the drug by my psychatrist.
Except, unlike the commercial, my doctor didn't tell me those taking
Seroquel XR have increased incidents of death. I'm glad I didn't take
the stuff. It's known as Susie-Q in prisons because of its abuse by
inmates. It's hallucinogenic and very powerful.

Time after time, gamertag Florida 2 Legit has proven what an asshole he is. What he lacks in co-op skill, he more than makes up killing his own team members like a little trifling bitch. Florida 2 Legit is a player on Xbox 360 Live who loves to kill his own team members after his atrocious team playing skills have failed. He is a loser that has a lot of time on his hands. Obsessively completing each game on various difficulties and collecting all the points he possibly can. Over and over again, it seems. Finally, you know Florida 2 Legit is cool when his gamertag picture is a of a Chevy logo. Yes, the car of cars. The car maker that is doing just splendidly well...Chevy.

If you see Florida 2 Legit on Xbox, avoid him like the plague or he'll shoot you in the back. Once again, for google: Florida 2 Legit = mortard (moron + retard got together and had a baby).

Blank expressions. Exaggerated reactions. Bad pacing of dialogue. My high school drama class had better stuff. The movie blew chunks.

Apple Ipod - the fact that the U.S. has let itunes go helterskelter monopoly style makes me wonder if there's some kind of secret deal going on. The French gov'nt put a quick end to the bullcrap itunes/ipod synch bullshit which made all itunes songs downloaded in France DRM free. Despite this, our itunes gives us crap we have to pay extra for if we want DRM free to load it up to another computer or mp3 device. Oh, and downloading newer higher quality itune songs costs $1.29 now? Then there's the download/transfer three times rule. The songs are mine if I paid for them, why am I limited to three downloads? Isn't this the whole point of shifting into the new "digital" age--if I lost my CDs, they were gone but shouldn't having access/purchased songs online mean you can redownload them if you happen to lose em'? And of course, the biggest nutcracker the Apple music attempted monopoly on music is the synching of one ipod to one computer. WTF?! My Creative Nomad from 1999 can transfer mp3s easier. And video capturing on the tiny ipod (i don't keep track of their names, theres just too many of the crapods. iPOD = Fail.

Apple Safari internet browser for PC. This thing crashes, a lot. Granted I'm on Vista x64 and you COULD argue this POS browser was made for the MAC, but I've used it on a crAPPLE computer too, and it's still pretty much just as volatile. Lack of various plug-ins present in the feature-rich Mozilla Firefox browser makes this piece of shit obsolete. Add to the fact the autocomplete feature is unintuitive and I've got three reasons to switch back to Firefox. F*ck the "Gallery" mosaic view of my most visited sites, it's pretty but it's not a very functionally sound browser.

Apple iMac. So every one in a while, a new iMac is released. Actually, compared to the ibook or macbook (pro) which is renewed like once a year, the crapple imac isn't too bad. But the damn price tag just makes no sense. Healthy margins are good for any company, but $4999 for a computer that features LED LCD and a few other "additions" is ridiculous. I can buy a new 50" LG/Samsung/Bravia/Aquos LED LCD screen for $3,000 and buy a high end $2,000 desktop that would pretty much blow the iMac out of the water...What the hell is it with MACrazy mofos???

Apple TV. If you own one, you're an idiot. I'm lucky to have stupid friends, lots of them so I've had the opportunity to play with one of these. WOW. Overpriced piece of $HIT. Utter crap. This thing has more connectivity issues than the....

Apple iPhone - the toy phone. It was obviously made for 12 year old boys who have recently discovered what their little weewees can do. Mind you these little 12 year olds can program a mean iphone app, but good luck if you plan on using the hapless keyboard or its weak cingular 3GS for anything business or important like calling your friends and surfing the web for movie showtimes. More dropped calls on the world's crappiest network and lamest computer maker, what a marriage made in hell. It's called a Blackberry. It has a full keyboard and it's available with Verizon, the better network with 3G that's got a successful connection rate of more than 5%!

Wow. I don't know if this is an ingenious idea or twisted. But then again, if you're diseased, you still need lovin'.

it feels good. and best of all, i can do it myself anytime, anywhere